CHICAGO!

Fuck you Swine Flu, you ain't stopping me from seeing Unbroken.

these pants are new as hell!

we are the sons of no one.

best tv edit... ever?

I think so. This is just... amazing.

you know what? i'm the biggest star here, man.

c'mon frank, what are you doing?

there it is: love and hate.

you assholes, you ruined my portable phone!

wheat. i'm dead, they're talking about wheat.

my boy's wicked smart.

in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech.

it's sometimes hard to admit...

but it is.

a note:

If you wear a scarf in Arizona after the month of February, you are an asshole. I don't care who you are. I don't care if you're funny, or interesting, or anything at all. I just know you're an asshole and you should run back to your Arcade Fire CDs and American Spirit smoking hipster friends who think vests are cool for some inexplicable reason.

listen.

Listen to some songs I wrote.

http://www.myspace.com/evanchinaski

if only i could sing!

Open call for Broadway Spider-Man motherfucking musical what the mother fuck?!

This will be horrible. I also want to see it very bad.